The Director
Senior Vibes Officer
Makes one strategic decision every six months. Spends the rest of the time meditating and approving PRs with a look. Big fan of silence.
- Strategy
- Vibes management
- Long stares
Two employees. Zero meetings. 100% productivity (weather permitting).
Junior Malek
Junior · Multitool
Runs UA and traffic, moonlights as designer and QA. Sleeps on the keyboard — occasionally catches race conditions with a paw.
- UA
- Traffic
- Design
- QA
- Soft purring
A day at the studio
